7 Times He Doesn’t Want To Talk To You

Aug 16

Aug 16 7 Times He Doesn’t Want To Talk To You

Men are simple and in case you haven’t noticed, communicate differently from us. They are direct and to the point while we, as women, want to talk about every single minute detail over and over and over again. This doesn’t mean that he doesn’t want to hear your thoughts, feelings or jokes it’s just that as with anything in life, there is a time and place for it all. Truly, it’s nothing personal. Men aren’t wired to light up like Christmas at the thought of having conversation purely just to hear their own voice.

I have heard so many of my friends say things such as, “it’s like he doesn’t want to talk to me” or “I think I brought it up at the wrong time….” So, I took one for the team and dove into in depth examination. After analyzing Robby’s habits for some time now I’m happy to share my analytical research that has been tried and true.

7 Time He Doesn’t Want To Talk To You:

1. When He First Wakes Up
You do not need to be his human alarm that spits words and noises into his ear drums before his feet even hit the floor. To be honest, unless it’s life changing information, he probably isn’t listening to what you’re saying anyway. It’s 6AM and he needs to focus on remembering what day of the week it is. Let the man groan while rubbing his eyeballs open and scramble some eggs before you start blabbing away about what you should wear to happy hour.

2. While He’s Doing His Business
And by “business” I mean “doing the deed” or as Robby likes to phrase it, “dropping the kids off at school.” * I just dry heaved writing that * Point being, when he shuts the bathroom door that means do not disturb. This is not the time to bring up how he made you feel last March nor is this the time to read off a laundry list of things you need him to fix around the house. The bathroom is, weirdly, every guys safe haven aka a space where he does not want to hear your voice.

3. During The Game
Ladies, this is not a joking matter. If the game (regardless of the sport) is on and your man is watching, he will have “no talking please” stamped across his head. After every applause, sigh or curse word DO NOT ask the following questions: What happened? What’s the score? Wait, what team are you rooting for again? If you’re sitting there read this thinking, “oh shit, that’s me” then girlfriend do yourself a favor and read THIS article before football season begins.

4. Watching A Movie
It’s an order in Netflix and chill kind of night – that’s great. Before you press PLAY remind yourself that your commentary and remarks on the character’s outfit or story plot should be held until the credits roll. Rule of thumb: pretend you’re in a movie theater and silently watch the movie.

5. The Second He Gets Home
You are not a dog, so waiting by the door to jump on your man and assault him with baby talk and questions all before he has even taken his shoes off is not the move to make. Give him a hot second to unwind from his day and then strike up conversation about the day’s events.

6. Shopping
If you two embark on a shopping adventure together make sure to throw an extra dose of quiet pills in your purse. Unlike us females, most men do not get a high from talking about the detailed stitching or which shade of blue the tee shirt is. Going with a simple, “you look great babe” or “let me grab you a different size” will make your shopping experience pleasurable for the both of you.

7. Light’s Out
Again, the bed is not the setting to have drawn out emotion filled conversations. Use that as your peaceful shared space that will leave you with sweet dreams instead of restless nights.